maattyhealy

chiltonomics:

pokatris:

not-team-rocket:

freddieboychilton:

chiltonomics:

I’m watching Spiderman 2 and it’s only me and one guy in the theater. This is the closest to a date I’ve ever gotten.

start moving closer to him verrrry slowly, one seat at a time.

he’ll never know what hit him

And when you’re sitting next to him, take a sip from his soda and say,” I’m glad you could make it”.

when you’re close enough to him, whisper ”HAIL HYDRA” in his ear

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

I’m sorry I’m just obsess with Spider-Man so much and that’s exactly what I did
Spider-Man AKA my life